MY SCHOOL 9
Kevin's Winter Slaughterland
Script: Lafe Travis
Direction: Lafe Travis
Producer: Lafe Travis
Based on the "My School" series & characters devised by Lafe Travis.
(c) MCMXCII Lafe Travis
in order of appearance
Kevin................................guardian of the Winter Slaughterland
Eugene.................................................the evil Doom Bear
Carl Junior.....orphaned son of Carol & Carl, who Kevin is trying to kill
Cathy....she is tragically bitten by Eugene and takes on a strange change
Father.......................................Foster parent of Carl Junior
Mother.......................................Foster parent of Carl Junior
Professor Newman..........................the mad University experimenter
University Janitor..........he is a witness to some of the strange events
Security Guard.....guards the halls of the University during the holidays
Kevin's former school Principal......returning as a ghost to punish Kevin
Person 1, (Darren)........................turned into a reindeer by Kevin
Person 2, (Vincent)....stabbed with a candy cane up the roof of the mouth
Person 3, (Bradley).....................drinks Eggnog, laced with Drainol
Person 4, (Randy).............has a Christmas cracker explode in his face
Person 5, (Sheila).........strangled by a string of Christmas tree lights
Toboggan Kid 1, Carl Junior's friend..................axed in the stomach
Toboggan Kid 2, Carl Junior's friend.................decapitated with axe
Snowball Kid 1, bully............................hit by "spiked" snowball
Snowball Kid 2, bully...........................made into a human snowman
Frenchman X-Country Skier...............Kevin needs his coat to keep warm
Bum in the forest.....Kevin ends his Lysol-drinking days rather violently
Lafe Travis...........................the director, appearing as himself!
Person shovelling walkway.......................snow shovelled in the gut
Carollers.......................................Kevin hates their singing
Teacher in mall parking lot.........................impaled on doom buggy
Santa Claus.................................works at the department store
Channel 13 News Reporter..........................reports on the killings
Police Chief Waris.............................hit in the face with a pie
2 Policemen.....................they.arrest Kevin at the end of the movie
BARS AND TONE
20th CENTURY FOX FANFARE
(taken from the beginning of Edward Scissorhands)
LT FILMS LOGO
LAFE TRAVIS FILM/BRYAN JENNER TITLE
Brief introductory prologue
Swirly, misty background representing the time vortex. Words scroll up
from the bottom.
Superimposed, over the bottom of the screen, during prologue,
so some of the prologue is hard to read... "IN MONO, WHERE AVAILABLE"
"THREE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS CREATED A TIME MACHINE IN 1990, BUT IT WAS LESS THAN PERFECT. IT COULD ONLY ACCOMMODATE THREE TRAVELLERS, NO LESS AND NO MORE...
"THE PSYCHOTIC KILLER KEVIN MARKSON REPLACED A TRAVELLER AND JUMPED FROM 1982 TO 1990. WHEN HE WAS TO BE RETURNED, HOWEVER, HE WAS SPLINTERED INTO THREE DISTINCT IDENTITIES...
"THE FIRST KEVIN RETURNED TO 1982...
"THE SECOND KEVIN APPEARED IN 1991 AS A TWISTED HORROR, ANOTHER STORY ALTOGETHER...
"BUT THE THIRD AND FINAL KEVIN MARKSON APPEARED IN 1995, AT A TIME OF YEAR MOST PEOPLE SHIVER TO THINK ABOUT..."
01 EXT WINTER FOREST 01
Kevin appears from the time vortex. The conditions are cold and bleak. Snowdrifts abound. Kevin surveys his situation. Kevin shivers, and his mask falls to the ground. Kevin begins to march off without it...
Begin Title Sequence...
Winter Skull Effect
(Skull wearing a Santa's Hat?) (Skull built up with falling snow?)
MY SCHOOL 9 - Kevin's Winter Slaughterland
The main title comes zooming in, or is slowly luminance keyed in
Cast credits cut like a dagger into shots of Kevin walking through
the snow. (The exact opposite of Halloween 5 credits)
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22ND, 1995
SCENE 02 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S BEDROOM
It is morning. The sun is just rising. The curtains are closed, making the room dark. The bedroom is shown, stocked with suitable toys. Carl Jr, a little boy, tosses and turns in his bed, experiencing a nightmare. Quick flashes of creepy things. Flashbacks of him in a crib, crying. Scenes from the first My School Movie. Weird narration. A slow, eerie voice.
The monster is back. He's gonna get you! The Black Guardian's voice from Enlightenment is heard, saying "You are doomed, boy!" Jarringly cut to a skeleton face/Virgil's white face, screaming. The photos of MS7 Carol and Carl are shown on the nightstand-- the parents of this little boy.
SCENE 03 - EXT/INT - UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY, SCIENCE WING
Fade to the University of Calgary, first an exterior shot of the campus front. Next we dissolve to the outside of the Sciences building. We then fade across three empty hallway shots. There is silence. Next is a shot of a clock; the second hand about to reach 10:00 am. At 09:59:47, the bell rings, jumping the gun by thirteen seconds. A door opens, and a load of the students exit. Class is done. In the doorway, watching with disapproval, is Professor Newman.
Newman (growly) - Remember that your assignments are due when holidays end. Merry bloody Christmas!
Glowering, he ensures no one is left, then slinks into the room.
SCENE 04 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM
Professor Newman makes exaggerated movements of care to sneak to a door at the back of the classroom. Its door reads "SECRET DOOR TO RESTRICTED AREA: DO NOT ENTER". Big arrows point to the secret door. Newman enters.
SCENE 05 - EXT - WINTER FOREST
Kevin shivers. He is drinking a slurpee. Snow blows about him. He continues on his way.
SCENE 06 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, CATHY'S LOCKER
Cathy walks down a hallway to her locker. She is a nerdy chick with thick framed glasses, greasy hair, polyester pants, and is wearing a Beauty and The Beast T-Shirt. Her arm appears as if holding a book against her side, but she is holding nothing. She is about to open the locker when she notices she is carrying only air.
Cathy (dimwitted) - Damn, I forgot my book!
Cathy reverses her course and heads back to the classroom.
SCENE 07 - EXT - WINTER FOREST
Kevin is eating a popsicle now. The snow blows into his face. He looks about, but realises he is lost. Suddenly, a ghost-like image of Eugene appears in the snow ahead, like Kenobi to Luke in The Empire Strikes Back.
Eugene (as in Star Trek) - Help me, Kevin! Kevin, help me!
Kevin looks at his popsicle as if it was a booze bottle. He chucks it away and looks again. Eugene is still there. Kevin walks carefully towards him.
SCENE 08 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Newman looks about his secret room with pleasure.
Newman (proud) - My secret room!
A crowd of voices sound from nowhere.
Crowd of voices - (How secret is it, Professor Newman?)
Newman (more proud) - It's so secret that I am the only living human who knows of its existence!
Crowd of voices - (Booooooooh!!! Hiissssssss!!!)
Newman walks over to Eugene, who is locked in a cage. He sees Newman and begins growling and shaking his bars.
Newman - I've told you a hundred times, little one, there's no escape!
Eugene growls at Newman. Subtitles appear at bottom of screen.
- YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WILL HAVE TO ESCAPE. FROM ME!
Newman opens the door to the cage. It has no lock on it, and is obviously easy to get out of. Newman places a plate with mucky food on it into the cage. Eugene samples some like a dog, getting food all over his face. He burps, then growls some more. Eugene spits the food into Newman's face.
- I'D RATHER EAT MCDONALD'S FOOD THAN THIS DRIVEL.
Newman (smiling) - Good! Eat it all up.
Eugene growls some more.
- LET'S MAKE A DEAL. GET RID OF THESE SUBTITLES, AND I'LL EAT YOUR FOOD.
Newman snaps his fingers at someone off screen.
Newman (calls to them) - Hey, you guys, lose the subtitles. This bear's gotta eat!
SCENE 09 - INT - EDITING SUITE
Lafe Travis and his assistant are in an editing suite. There is a shot of the previous scene on the screen, with the subtitles up.
Lafe Travis (to Newman) - Okay, Newman, they're gone.
Closeup shows Lafe Travis disabling the subtitles. He hits a button. The subtitles disappear from the screen. He sits back and turns to his associate, shaking his head in consternation.
Lafe Travis (muttering) - So what do we do for the deaf people?
SCENE 10 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM
Cathy enters the room and spies a book left on a desk. Cathy picks it up. It is a Harlequin Romance. Cathy is about to leave when she hears voices and growls from the secret room's doorway.
Newman's Voice - Now finish up, or you won't get any dessert.
Cathy approaches the doorway cautiously.
SCENE 11 - EXT - WINTER FOREST
Kevin is still glaring at the image of Eugene in the snowstorm.
Eugene - Kevin, you must rescue me! The food here is really bad.
Kevin - Where are you, teddy?
SCENE 12 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM
Cathy continues to listen at the door to the secret room.
Voice of Eugene (pleads) - No, please don't stick it in me, it's so big...
Closeup of Cathy. A bewildered expression.
Voice of Newman (nasty) - You're gonna take every inch of it and fill you with every last drop...
Cathy turns to the camera and wiggles her eyebrows, thinking she knows what's going on in the room. She is wrong...
SCENE 13 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Professor Newman is holding down Eugene with one gloved hand, and in the other hand is a needle. Eugene is growling and squealing.
SCENE 14 - EXT - WINTER FOREST
Eugene (growing weaker) - You must act quickly...Kevin...I'm about to... Eugene's image fades in and out.
Kevin (horrified) - Come back! Tell me more!
Eugene fades back.
Eugene (breathless) - Seek out...the cave...
The image of Eugene flickers and shimmers.
SCENE 15 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Professor Newman draws out some green slime from Eugene's forehead. Eugene lets out a piercing scream.
SCENE 16 - INT SCIENCE CLASSROOM
Cathy hears a scream (Eugene's). She quickly gathers her books and scurries out of the classroom.
SCENE 17 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Eugene collapses into unconsciousness. Newman withdraws the syringe.
Newman (smirking) - Was it good for you?
Newman tosses the syringe aside carelessly. He picks up Eugene and throws him into the cage. He slams the door shut.
Newman - That should put an end to your telepathic projections!
SCENE 18 - EXT - WINTER FOREST
In the forest, the image of Eugene fades away, before he can tell Kevin exactly where to go.
Kevin (angry) - Damn, the reception has gone out!
Kevin shivers and thinks back in anger of how Carol and the Sensor. tricked him.
Kevin (bitterly) - The Sensor tricked me. I thought I'd end up in Florida. Now, where is this cave Eugene spoke of?
Kevin almost runs into a sign, which happens to be pointing to where the cave is located.
Kevin - Aha!
Kevin walks in the direction of the sign...
SCENE 19 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Mr. Newman squirts the green goo from the needle into a bottle with a specimen label. There is also a sample of the bear's urine beside the bottle. Pan across the table to show bear blood, bear fur, bear vomit and finally bear crap. Shot of Newman's face, remembering back.
Flashback. Dixon finds a box of Teddy Grahams in Kevin's laboratory. He eats a handful. One of them looks quite suspicious. Dixon finds the taste quite peculiar. Then, a flashback of the ending of My School 8, where Eugene bursts out of Dixon's stomach. A cop comes into the washroom and finds the bloody teddy bear. He puts it into an evidence bag, which is labelled to be sent off to Professor Newman at the University labs for testing. Newman speaks into a small cassette recorder.
Newman - No observations yet as to how the teddy bear can be alive. I hypothesize that some extraordinary power is at work here...
SCENE 20 - EXT - FOREST CAVE
Kevin enters the cave.
Kevin (calling out) - Eugene! Are you hibernating in here?
Kevin finds a note. "KEVIN, I ANTICIPATED YOUR ARRIVAL. I HAVE LEFT THIS MASK HERE, JUST IN CASE YOU NEEDED IT. TOO BAD YOU MISSED MY GRADUATION PARTY. IT WAS GREAT! AS WE BOTH KNOW, THE SENSOR IS ALREADY DEAD. DON'T BOTHER GOING AFTER CAROL, BECAUSE I ALREADY KILLED HER. BUT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO KILL HER SON. THE LIFE LINE MUST BE BROKEN! ONLY THEN CAN KEVIN AND EUGENE RULE THE UNIVERSE. IT WILL TAKE THE BLOOD OF SIX PEOPLE TO REGAIN YOUR TELEPORTING POWERS. FIND EUGENE (WHEREVER HE MAY BE) AND GO AFTER CARL JUNIOR. I GOTTA RUN... SOME KID HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE TO STOP ME. SIGNED- THE PREVIOUS KEVIN."
Kevin (astonished) - Carol has a son?
There is a flash of a little baby in a crib. Wind-up nursery music.
A sick voice from The Curse Of Fenric says "the baby!"
There is a flash of the Kevin's computer from My School 8, displaying the message: Mission Failed/Subject Destroyed. Kevin crumples up the note and puts on the new mask.
Kevin (awsomely) - I am Kevin!
SCENE 21 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S BEDROOM
Carl Junior wakes up and rubs his eyes. Suddenly, Kevin pops up from behind his bed and starts strangling him. Kevin has his new mask, but doesn't yet have his winter clothes. Carl Junior wakes up screaming. It had been a dream. His foster dad comes in opens the curtains, letting light into the room.
Father - What's all the racket?
Carl Jr. (crying) - A skeleton tried to kill me.
The dad has a look of ill-tolerance on his face. He picks up a Skeletor action figure.
Father (fed-up) - Look, you've been playing with these toys, and I've told you not to. This Christmas, Mom and I will be getting you something harmless like a teddy bear.
SCENE 22 - EXT - WINTER FOREST/FRENCH SKIER DEATH
A french cross country skier is passing through the woods, singing Aluet' au Jeunte plumerei... Kevin grabs the skier by the neck.
Kevin - Where is Eugene?
Skier (in French) - No Comprende e 'vou?
Kevin (realizing) - So that's why they wanted me to learn French in school!
The skier looks quite confused. He says another french phrase.
Skier (in French) - Stupid English Skeleton!
Kevin - Sorry guy, I don't understand what you're saying. I don't think Eugene is in France. Kevin grabs up one of the guy's ski poles and prepares to throw it. The Frenchman attempts to ski away with only one pole. Kevin throws the ski pole feebly through the air. There is a stupid slide-whistle sound as it flies. The ski sticks into the guy's back as he tries to run. It impales with a boing sound.
Skier (in French) - Me dead now.
Kevin takes the skier's parka to keep warm. There is a bloody hole in the back, where the pole impaled.
Kevin - This should keep me warm.
I must find Eugene before it is too late.
SCENE 23 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S KITCHEN
Carl Junior is sitting at the kitchen table, eating Trix Cereal. He holds up his finger in front of him, very similar to Danny Torrence in the Shining. He talks to his finger. (The finger is the voice of the Principal-ghost, unknown to the viewers.)
Carl Jr. - The evil is back. We must prepare ourselves for another attack.
A shot of Carl Junior's face, suddenly snapping into a trance-like state.
Dissolve to shots from My School 7 and 8
FROM MY SCHOOL 7, SCENE 57
The Sensor-ghost - He will appear again, but where and when I do not know. It may take him years, or he may already be there.
FROM MY SCHOOl 8, SCENE 38
Mr. Biggles - His body was splintered throughout various times, and each splinter must kill to reaffirm its existence.
FROM MY SCHOOL 7, SCENE 43b
The Sensor (sheepishly) - The Bear's curse not only contaminates you, but runs through your lineage in this time plane.
FROM MY SCHOOL 7, SCENE 36
Carol - It seems I have little choice if I want to protect my future.
The Sensor (sternly) - Your future's safe. It's your present that I'm concerned about.
FROM MY SCHOOL 8, SCENE 1
Shot from in front of Carol, showing the knife now slitting her throat. Blood pours out. She gurgles in surprise and dies, eyes open and in shock. The shot freezes.
Voice Overdub, Social Worker Your Mommy and Daddy are dead, so you'll have to go live with another family.
Carl Junior snaps back into reality.
Carl Jr. (crying) - The Sensor's a big fat liar!
Carl Jr.'s finger starts moving towards the bowl of Trix. Carl Jr. slaps his finger before it can get to the bowl.
Carl Jr. (scolding) - Stupid finger! Trix is for kids!
SCENE 24 - EXT - WINTER FOREST/BUM DEATH
A bum is sitting at a camp fire, eating a can of dog food with a fork. He has a can of Lysol nearby. He sees Kevin standing there.
Bum (mouth full of food) - Can you spare a dime?
Kevin - What? To buy another can of Lysol? I won't even spare you a life, Fido!
Kevin breaks an icicle off a tree and sticks it into the guy's neck. The bum falls over, bleeding all over the snow. The icicle is all covered in blood. Kevin licks it and likes it.
Kevin - Hmm... A new popsicle flavour!
Kevin exits the forest and crosses a roadway.
SCENE 25 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S LIVING ROOM
His dad is sitting in the living room watching a daytime Christmas show: The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas. The doorbell rings. The dad doesn't seem to hear it.
SCENE 26 - INT/EXT - CARL JUNIOR'S ENTRANCEWAY
Carl Junior goes to the door. There is nobody there. Suddenly, two kids jump out, scaring him.
Toboggan Kid 2 - Boo!
Toboggan Kid 1 - Scared ya, didn't we?
SCENE 27 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S LIVING ROOM
Carl Junior has asked his Father if he can go out and play. He is hanging onto his Father's bath robe. His Father responds, still looking dazedly ahead at a soap opera on television.
Father - Be back before your Mother comes home from work, 'coz we're going Christmas shopping tonight. No later than four-thirty, you hear?
Carl Junior goes out of the room. Then there is a News report on TV, the location not too important. (Olympic Plaza?) First, a shot of the TV set, then a cut-in to the actual video of the story.
Reporter - As said before, two bodies have been found in the woods just west of the city.
The reporter turns to the side, where the chief of police is standing.
Reporter - Here's Police Chief Waris with an update...
Police Chief - We are coming very close to finding out the person who is responsible for these ghastly crimes.
There is a shout from off camera. The chief and reporter look off.
Person in Crowd (hostile) - Yeah right! That's what you and your lousy police force said all the other times!
Suddenly, a cream pie smacks the police chief in the face. The reporter doesn't know what to do now, so closes off the report. Back to a shot of the TV set.
Reporter - More news later. This is --- reporting for Channel 13 news.
SCENE 28 - INT - UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY SCIENCE WING
Professor Newman leaves the classroom.
Cathy is hiding around the corner, watching. Once Professor Newman is out of sight, Cathy heads directly for the secret room.
SCENE 29 - EXT - SCHOOL FIELD, PLAYGROUND
Carl Junior and his two friends are pulling a toboggan behind them through the playground portion of a school field.
There are two bigger kids, already there, who see Carl Jr. and his friends.
Snowball Bully 2 - Look, it's the Three Stooges!
Snowball Bully 1 - Let's get 'em!
The two bigger kids start hurtling snowballs at Carl Jr. and company.
A snowball hits the camera and knocks it over. Then we show the director, Lafe Travis, getting all upset.
Director (scared) - Oh no, not again. Lucky I didn't get this camera from Granada.
The director picks up the camera and examines it.
Director - Good, it still works.
The director calls out to the little kids.
Director - Alright, continue the scene!
Carl Jr. and his friends run away from there, dragging their toboggan behind them. The two bullies pursue. It is all shown in fast motion, like a silly police chase. Eventually, they get away. The two bullies are not physically fit, and end up huffing and puffing.
Snowball Bully 1 - I'm so tired. How did they get away?
Snowball Bully 2 - I don't know. Let's go to the other school field.
SCENE 30 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, LOCKERS
NOON - Locker scene in a hallway. Persons 1,2,3,4 and 5. They are talking before going on their Christmas vacations. They got out early for the day. Person 1 and person 5 are getting bundled up to go outside.
Person 1 - Don't forget about my party.
Person 2 - I'll be there.
Person 3 - Where do you live again?
Person 1 - At 666, Hunterhell Road.
Person 5 - Isn't that the place where those people were murdered ten years ago?
Person 1 (bragging) - Who cares! The house only cost me twenty five thousand total! They even washed the blood off the walls. Nothing has happened since then. Kevin Markson is dead. D-E-A-D.
Newman (startling) - After reading you last thesis paper, I'm amazed you can spell so well.
Professor Newman walks up to them. Everybody goes silent, except for Person 4, who goes up and pats Newman on the back as an over-friendly gesture.
Person 4 - Greetings, Professor, o' baby.
Newman - Why don't you and your friends go play out on the freeway?
With that, Newman resumes his exit down the hall.
Person 5 - I hate him.
Newman turns around, from the other end of the hall.
Newman - I heard that Shelia!
Person 5 puts her head down in embarrassment. Person 4 laughs his heads off. Newman walks around the corner.
Person 1 (to others) - See you at the party!
Person 1 and person 5 leave together.
SCENE X1 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/JANITOR'S WARNING
The Janitor is mopping on of the hallway floors. Person 1 & 5 approach. Suddenly, something takes over the Janitor, and he becomes momentarily possessed. There is the sound effect of a bell ringing, and he stiffens up like a zombie. He turns to them and speaks:
Janitor (eerie) - Listen to me good... The grim reaper is looking for you! You're in great danger!
The students laugh and walk out the door.
Person 1 (laughing) - Silly Janitor.
The Janitor presses his face up against the glass window of the door and moans ominously. He holds up a crucifix.
Janitor (wailing) - He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
The Janitor snaps out of it, regaining his carefree composure. He looks around, confused. He continues mopping.
SCEEN 31 - EXT - IAN BRIGGS HIGH SCHOOL WINTER FIELD
Kevin (overdub) - Who'd be dumb enough to hand around this place after all the killings?
Near a corner of the school, are the two bullies. Kid 1 is making a snow angel. Kid 2 is making a whole pile of snowballs. Kevin is hiding around the corner. A closeup of Kevin's hands, putting a spiked ball into a snowball. Kevin reaches round the corner and puts it back into the pile. Kid 1 finishes making the snow angel and gets up. He is assaulted with snowballs by Kid 2. One of the snowballs makes a cracking noise when it hits Kid 1 in the head. Kid 1 falls over, dead, blood streaming from his nose and ear. Kid 2 puts his hand over his mouth in shock.
Snowball Bully 2 - Whoops!
SCENE 32 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, LOCKERS
This scene is a total product endorsement for Coke. There are many references to Coke in the scene, as well as a quick, subliminal inserts, saying "Drink Coke". Persons 2,3 and 4 are the only remaining people there. Person 4 is getting his jacket on now.
Person 3 - I wonder what Newman does in that secret room?
Person 2 - I dunno. Cathy said she was going to check it out.
Person 4 - I hope she gets caught. I don't see why you hang around with that chick. She's such a loser.
Person 2 - Don't insult Cathy. We were friends way back in elementary school.
Person 4 (laughing) - Aww.. Ain't that sweet!
Person 3 punches person 4 in the shoulder.
Person 3 (authoritative) - Lay off him, Randy.
Person 4 (fake) - Sorry... I don't know about you two, but I'm going to Darren's party. I hope he has COKE there. I hate Pepsi.
Person 4 leaves down the hallway. He shouts loudly.
Person 4 - Be there or be square!
SCENE 33 - EXT - IAN BRIGGS HIGH SCHOOL WINTER FIELD
Snowball Bully 2 is looking down over his dead friend.
Snowball Kid 2 - Momma's gonna be mad.
Kevin swiftly jumps in and pulls the Kid 2's toque down over his face, blinding him. Kevin gives him a spin, totally disorienting him.
Kevin - Where he stops, nobody knows!
The little kid trips and falls down on the ground. Kevin grabs the kid, and flings him over a hill. The kid goes rolling down the hill, picking up speed and snow on the way down. By the time the kid has hit the bottom, he is all rolled up into a ball, becoming a "human snowman".
Kevin (joyous) - Are you having a ball?
Kevin sticks his knife into the snowman, and blood pours out.
SCENE 34 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, LOCKERS
Only person 2 and 3 remain at the locker. They are about ready to go.
Person 3 - So, is Cathy coming to the party?
Person 2 - She should be.
The two students get their jackets on, and head off in opposite directions down the hallway.
SCENE 35 - EXT - IAN BRIGGS HIGH SCHOOL WINTER FIELD
Kevin turns the kid's snow angel into a snow devil.
Kevin - Nice design, Kid, but you forgot some of the features.
SCENE 36 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Cathy enters the secret room. She sees the cage. Unconcious bear.
Cathy - I've got to do my duty as a citizen.. (picking her nose) ...and report this to the SPCA. (she looks at a booger on her finger) or GreenPeace.
Cathy knocks on the cage to try and wake up the bear. No response. She opens the cage. (Make sure Cathy is wearing a short-sleeved shirt) She touches Eugene once. And then twice. But when Cathy touches Eugene for the third time, the bear lashes out at her with his sharp fangs. Cathy screams.
Eugene - Real food at last!
SCENE 37 - EXT - GARAGE
Kevin is stealing an axe from the neighbourhood garage.
Kevin - Only two more victims, and then I can teleport!
Suddenly, he is hit with a telepathic message.
Eugene - Quit wasting time and rescue me!
Kevin - Where are you?0
Eugene - I'm at...
SCENE 38 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
A shot of Cathy quickly hitting Eugene over the head with a rolling pin. Eugene goes unconscious once again, with a groan. Cathy quickly throws the bear back in the cage and slams the door shut.
SCENE 39 - EXT - GARAGE
Kevin (frustrated) - I hate it when that happens. He turns towards the camera and looks right at it. - Don't you?
Kevin takes the axe and walks away down the alley.
Kevin - How does he expect me to rescue him?
SCENE 40 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Cathy quickly runs her arm under a tap.
Cathy (darn-worried) - I hope that bear isn't HIV positive.
There is a bloody bite mark on her arm. She wraps a paper towel around the wound and hurriedly leaves in shock of what has just happened. A shot of her going out the door, leaving the science lab.
SCENE 41 - EXT - TOBOGGANNING HILL
Carl and friend 1 ride down the hill, while friend 2 waits at the top. They make a Gumby "Wheeee!" sound.
SCENE 42 - INT - UNIVERSITY SECURITY POST
Newman still hasn't left. He is talking to the guard.
Newman (talking-down) - Now remember, for the tenth time, I don't want anybody going near the science lab. There are some valuable specimens in there. Have you switched on the alarm?
The guard quickly flicks a switch on his security panel.
Security Guard - Yes, I did.
Newman - Good.
Newman turns and begins walking away.
Security Guard (politely) - Have a merry Christmas.
Newman turns around to face the guard.
Newman (sneering) - May your family get food poisoning from Christmas dinner.
Security Guard (dryly) - Same to you, sir.
SCENE 43 - EXT - TOBOGGANNING HILL
Carl Junior and friend 1 walk up the hill after having just gone down on the toboggan. Kid 2 jumps on the toboggan near the front.
Toboggan Kid 2 - It's my turn now. Who's wants to go?
A shot of Kid 1 and Carl Junior beside each other. Carl Jr. looks at his finger, and it begins to speak. There is an audio insert of Anthony Hopkins from The Silence of The Lambs.
Carl Jr. - All good things come to those who wait.
Carl Junior turns to Kid 1 and pushes him towards the toboggan.
Carl Jr. - He can go.
Toboggan Kid 1 gives Carl a strange expression and climbs on the toboggan behind Kid 2.
Toboggan Kid 1 - What's his problem?
Toboggan Kid 2 - I think his parents smoked drugs. Let's go.
So friend 1 and friend 2 push off. Carl Junior watches them. The toboggan gains speed. Kevin appears at the bottom of the hill with a big axe. The kids on the toboggan slide right into Kevin. One of them is decapitated. A head goes flying through the air, hat, toque and all. An insert shot of the headless body, and the blood all over the snow. The other kid tries to scramble away. Kevin axes him. Blood once again splashes on the clean, white snow. Kevin points his finger at the blood. It vanishes. Kevin absorbs the blood into himself, and gains power.
Kevin - Blood is power! Six victims! I can teleport once again.
Carl Junior saw it all happen in horror.
SCENE 44 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, EXIT
Professor Newman walks down a hallway towards the exit. The Janitor is sweeping the floor in Newman's path of travel.
Newman (cruelly) - Would you mind getting that filthy broom out of my way?!
Janitor (sarcastic) - No problem, New-man.
The Janitor gives Newman a nasty look and moves out of the way. Newman goes out the door. Exeunt Newman.
SCENE 45 - EXT - TOBOGANNING HILL
Carl Junior saw it all in horror. Kevin looks up at Carl Junior. He recognizes him.
Kevin - You! I know you.
Kevin teleports from the bottom of the hill to right beside Carl Junior.
It is a cheap Tomorrow People-type effect. Carl Jr. is frozen with fear.
Kevin (losing himself in - You are the offspring of Carol and Carl. speculation.) I killed your daddy, but you were born before I killed your mommy. You will be the ancestor of the Sensor. It was because of her I was defeated. So if I kill you, she will no longer be born. Then we will rule the universe!
To accompany Kevin's speech, a diagram of a family tree is shown. Carol and Carl's faces are shown at the top. A little Kevin symbol enters the chart and causes Carl's face to fade away. There is a Carl scream. Then Carl Junior's face appears under Carol's face on the chart. Under Carl Jr. is a longer line, which leads to the Sensor. The Kevin Symbol appears and causes Carol's face to disappear. There is a scream. And now, if Kevin moved in and removed the Carl Jr. face, the Sensor's face is forced to vanish, as a result. The whole tree is replaced by a picture of Kevin standing on top of the world, holding Eugene. He is laughing.
There is an insert shot of a scene from Terminator 2, with Arnold and
A moronic voice says "I wonder what movie they got this idea from?"
Kevin is momentarily lost in the grandeur of his daydream. Carl Junior picks up a handful of snow and tosses it into Kevin's face. There is a voice insert, sounding like Ben Kenobi from Star Wars, but is the Principal's voice.
Voice (obi-wan) - Run, Carl Run!
Kevin is blinded. He growls. This gives Carl Jr. a chance to run away.
Kevin (breathless) - The little brat must die! But I'll need Eugene's help.
SCENE 46 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, CATHY'S LOCKER
Cathy is at her locker. The Damned Song is playing "Some Girls Are Ugly." There are many pictures of Vincent hung on the locker door. A tampon is hanging from a string on the locker door. Cathy looks at the cut on her wrist.
Cathy - Waa! That bear hurt me really bad.
It is becoming all infected and yucky. She starts foaming at the mouth. She goobers onto the floor. The Janitor comes by. She quickly sits onto the puddle of goo so the Janitor won't see the mess. She claps her hands and whineys like a horse, because she is happy.
Cathy (joyful) - Hello, Michael!
Janitor (bluntly) - Did anybody ever tell you how ugly you are?
Cathy (playful) - Oh Michael, don't be so mean.
He pushes his broom past her. Her head turns to watch him go.
Janitor (angry) - I've told you before, I'm married.
Cathy (passionately) - She won't know. I love you Michael. It will only take ten minutes. Pretty please?
Janitor (p'd-off) - Get lost.
The Janitor makes a swatting gesture with his hand and leaves. Cathy gets up. She has a goo stain on the seat of her pants. She farts.
SCENE 47 - EXT - RESIDENTIAL STREET/SNOW SHOVELLING
A man is shovelling the walkway in the front of his house in a quiet, residential neighbourhood. Kevin's voice is heard behind him.
Kevin - Where is Carl Junior's house?
The guy spins around and looks, dropping his shovel. There is nobody there. Kevin's voice is heard behind him again...
Kevin - I asked you a question!
The guy looks back the original way. Kevin jumps in and whacks the guy across the face with the snow shovel. He falls. Kevin stands over the guy and raises the shovel up.
Kevin - It's people like you who make this city such a safe place.
Shoveller - No, please!
Kevin stabs the shovel down, decapitating the guy. He laughs and decides to teleport away from here. There is a cheap Tomorrow People-type effect.
SCENE 48 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S LIVING ROOM
Carl Junior's Father is there, knitting a sweater. Carl Jr. comes running in, crying.
Carl Jr. - Daddy! Call the police. The Skeleton monster killed Keith and Ryan! Then he tried to get me!
Father (annoyed) - Quit telling stories.
Carl Jr. - But Dad...
Father (interrupting) - No more!
Carl Jr. cries and goes upstairs.
Father (calling upstairs) - When you're done whining, you can come down and eat your spinach salad and tofu. We're going to the mall at seven.
SCENE 49 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, LIVING ROOM
A shot of the outside of the house. Paul McCartney's Christmas song is playing in the background. "Wonderful Christmastime"
FROM SCENE 30 OF MY SCHOOL 9
Person 1 (bragging) - The house only cost me twenty five thousand total! They even washed the blood off the walls. Nothing has happened since then. Kevin Markson is dead.
Back to the shot of the outside of the house. Kevin stunningly steps into the frame, in front of the house.
Kevin - It's good to be back in my old neighborhood.
Inside the house, Persons 1-5 are there. They are watching "Frosty The Snowman" on television and indulging in food and drink. The same song is still playing. Person 4 comes around to Person 2.
Person 4 (retardedly) - Where's your friend Cathy?
Person 2 (loudly) - She said she'd be here!
Person 3 gives person 4 a nasty look.
Person 3 - You're such a jerk, Randy.
Person 4 gives person 3 the finger.
SCENE 50 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S BEDROOM
Carl Junior sits in his bedroom, crying.
Carl Jr. (frustrated) - He's coming for me!
Carl Jr. is knocked into a daze again. His finger sings to him in a deep voice, quite unlike Carl Jr.'s. (The Principal's voice)
Carl Jr. (singing) - Up on the housetop, is where he is...
SCENE 51 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, LIVING ROOM
The fun ends when the reception on the television goes lousy. Person 1 hits the top of the TV set, but it does no good.
Person 1 - Damn TV. I'll have to go up to the roof and check the antenna.
SCENE 52 - INT - UNIVERSITY PAY PHONE AREA
A quick shot of a hand dropping a quarter into the slot of a pay phone.
SCENE 53 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, KITCHEN
The phone rings in the kitchen. Person 2 runs in and answers it.
Person 2 - Hello? Where are you?
SCENE 54 - INT - UNIVERSITY PAY PHONE AREA
Cathy is talking on a pay phone.
Cathy (It's Pat?) - Things are very ba-ad.
SCENE 55 - EXT - ROOF OF PARTY HOUSE
Person 1 goes up to the roof of his house to see what's wrong. The antenna is missing from it's usual place on the roof.
Person 1 - Alright, where did the antenna go?
Kevin appears. He is holding the antenna.
Kevin - Looking for this?
Kevin sticks the antenna into the top of Person 1's head, making him look like a "reindeer". Then Kevin pushes him off the roof. There is a cheap rendition of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Person 1 falls onto the ground, with a splat!
Kevin (disappointed) - I thought Reindeer could fly.
SCENE 56 - INT - UNIVERSITY PAY PHONE AREA/PARTY HOUSE KITCHEN
This scene is done in split screen, with both parties on the screen at the same time. There is a cheap modulated pink line dividing the split.
Cathy - I was bitten at the University.
Person 2 - So, you finally got the Janitor.
Cathy (frustrated) - No! It was an animal.
Person 2 (laughing) - I didn't know you had it in you!
Cathy - It's not funny. I'm wounded.
Person 2 (unhelpful) - Hey, love hurts. Did you see a doctor?
Cathy (pouting) - No, no, no!
Person 2 - Why not?
Cathy (childish) - Doctor wouldn't understand...
SCENE 57 - EXT - ROOF OF PARTY HOUSE
Kevin walks towards the chimney on the roof of the house. He puts on a Santa hat and heaves a bag of toys over his shoulder.
Kevin (melodic) - Santa Kevin's coming to town!
SCENE 58 - INT - UNIVERSITY PAY PHONE AREA/PARTY HOUSE KITCHEN
More split screen action in this scene... (Cheap pink line too!)
Person 2 - You're not making any sense. Maybe you got rabies.
Cathy - No, It's worse. I'm changing into a teddy bear [growl] because one bit me.
Person 2 - Is this some sort of joke? Was it Smokey? Or was it the Kraft Peanut Butter guys?
Cathy - I wish it was. [growl] I want some meat...now!
Person 2 (laughing) - When was the last time you had something to eat?
Cathy - Fur is growing all over me... [growl]
Person 2 (still joking) - It's called puberty. The changes in your body are completely natural.
Cathy - Don't laugh. You know those old Werewolf movies?
SCENE 59 - INT - CARL JUNIOR'S ENTRANCEWAY
Carl Junior's Mother comes home from work, dressed like a construction worker.
Mother - Honey, I'm home. Where's Carl Jr?
Father - He's upstairs crying. He keeps saying that a monster's trying to kill him.
Mother - That kid's causing lots of problems. I'm starting to think we should return him to the orphanage. Then we could afford our trip to Jamaica!
Father - Wait 'til after Christmas to decide.
Carl Jr. is peeking his head around the corner, listening. He heard it all. He goes back into his room.
SCENE 60 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, LIVING ROOM
Person 3 is swigging on some eggnog. Person 4 is under the tree, rattling presents, wondering what's inside. He finds a box of Christmas crackers under the Christmas tree, while Person 5 is stringing lights on it.
Person 4 - Look what I found.
Person 3 looks at the TV set. The picture is totally fuzzy and snowy. Person 3 puts down his carton of eggnog momentarily on a side table. He bangs on the television set.
Person 3 - What's taking him so long?
The eggnog carton glows green and rattles, as if being somehow changed.
SCENE 61 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, KITCHEN
There is a bear growl on the end of the line, mixed in with Cathy's feminine breathing.
Person 2 - Randy was right about you. You are a loser!
Person 2 hangs up the phone.
SCENE 62 - INT - PARTY HOUSE, LIVING ROOM
Person 2 enters the room with his other friends.
Person 4 (retarded) - Where's Cathy?
Person 2 (shakes head) - She said she's turning into a teddy bear.
The other people at the party chuckle when hearing this. Person 3 laughs so hard, he spits out some eggnog.
Person 2 - I'm ashamed to say she was my friend.
Person 4 - You finally agree.
Person 2 puts on a jacket and pulls out a package of cigarettes.
Person 2 - I need a smoke.
Person 2 goes out the door.
SCENE 63 - EXT - PARTY HOUSE, YARD
Person 2 comes outside, lights up a cigarette and walks around to the side of the house to puff. He walks past the ladder. He then sees the corpse of Person 1, crashed to the ground, as a reindeer. Person 2 screams and runs, dropping his cigarette. Kevin grabs him and backs him up against the side of the house.
Kevin - Your breath needs some freshening.
Kevin stabs a sharp candy cane into the Person 2's mouth. He teleports away from there.
SCENE 64 - INT - PARTY HOUSE LIVING ROOM
It is like the beginning to a rock video. The three remaining people are talking. Kevin is standing in a dark doorway, watching.
Person 3 - Can you believe Cathy's turning into a teddy bear?
Person 4 - What's her problem?
Person 5 (Motown) - That girl has no self-respect...
Begin song- "Respect Yourself". Person 5 begins lip-syncing it. Person 3 and 4 begin grooving to the song. Person 3 takes a swig from his eggnog carton. The song cuts out to violent music. (Kevin has replaced the eggnog with Drainol.) His face turns red, and blood comes out of his nose, eyes and mouth. The acid burns his throat and eats through his stomach. Blood sprays out in a stream from his stomach, as if he has sprung a leak. His convulsing body falls down, beside a container of drainol, showing what he just drank.
Person 4 - Jeez lucky I didn't drink any of that stuff.
Person 4 pulls on one of the Christmas crackers. There is a loud boom and a puff of smoke. It blew up in Person 4's face, with third-degree burns. The smoke on his face makes him look like a raccoon or a panda bear. He is twitching around on the ground. Kevin steps out from his hiding place.
Kevin (cartoonish) - Greetings, earthling!
Person 5 (Jessica Rabbit) - Oh - My God!
SCENE 65 - EXT - VIDEOTAPE INSERT
Bunnies and kittens are shown, as a gentle break from the mass violence that is taking place. Morning Song from the Peer Gynt Suite is played.
SCENE 66 - INT - PARTY HOUSE LIVING ROOM
The chaos continues, starting with a freeze-frame, and then motion! Person 5 screams and tries to escape, but she's entangled in a string of Christmas tree lights. Kevin materializes into the room behind Person 5 and wraps the lights around her throat.
Kevin - Where is this teddy bear you spoke of?
Person 5 (hysterical) - It was just a joke, nothing more.
Kevin (triangular) - You shall die!
Kevin strangles Person 5, and turns on the string of blinking lights.
Kevin (singing) - I light up your death.
There is a gun on the fireplace. Kevin takes it. He goes over to a desk, where there are some pencils and blank paper. The final shot of the house party is a stocking filled with guts and body parts hung on the fireplace. The toe of the stocking is soaked through with blood.
SCENE 67 - INT - UNIVERSITY SECURITY POST
At the University, the night Janitor comes by and greets the security guard.
Janitor - Say, can you give me the key to that secret laboratory? I always wanted to know what was in there.
Security Guard - I've heard it's some project for the Police Force. Newman said no one is allowed in there. Not even me.
The Janitor puts a porno magazine on the desk.
Janitor - This should get me in.
Security Guard - What the hell. Newman is such a jerk anyways. I won't tell if you won't tell.
The Security Guard gives the Janitor the key. There is a big label on the key, saying SECRET LABORATORY.
Janitor - Enjoy the book. Don't mind all the stains.
SCENE 68 - EXT - TELEPHONE POLE
Kevin approaches a telephone pole and pins up a sign with a crappy drawing of Eugene on it. The sign reads: "Lost - Teddy Bear, named Eugene. Reward if found. Contact Kevin Markson at 1-800-666-4321." Kevin is holding a shotgun as well. After pinning up the sign, Kevin walks away.
Kevin (singing) - Where, oh where did my little bear go?
SCENE 69 - EXT - CAROLLER'S STREET
A group of carollers are going door to door, singing songs of joy.
SCENE 70 - INT - SCIENCE WING/SCIENCE CLASSROOM
The Janitor approaches the door to the secret lab. It's a snoring sound. A sign on the door reads "RESTRICTED AREA - DO NOT ENTER". The Janitor ignores the sign and unlocks the door. He unknowingly cuts through an infrared electronic beam, setting off the silent alarm.
Janitor (to self) - Let's see what Newman is hiding.
SCENE 71 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Eugene is snoring. The entrance of the Janitor awakens him.
Eugene - Who is that?
SCENE 72 - EXT - CAROLLER'S STREET
The group of carollers are still going door to door, singing. Kevin jumps in front of them and blows them all away with his shotgun. As they die, they are still singing. He shoots them a few more times until there is silence.
Kevin - I said SHUT UP!
Kevin starts walking away. He is suddenly hit with a telepathic beam from Eugene.
Eugene - Kevin, I'm at the University in a secret science lab!
Kevin (angry) - It's about time you told me!
SCENE 73 - INT - WASHROOM/UNIVERSITY SECURITY POST
A shot of the Security Guard coming out of the washroom door. A piece of toilet paper is stuck to his shoe. He is has the porno magazine in his hand. His fly is undone. He hears the phone ringing and runs back to his post. He gets there too late to answer it. He sees a blinking red light on his panel, indicating the alarm has been set off. A shot of the open science lab door is on the monitor.
Security Guard - Oh shit! I forgot about that!
SCENE 74 - EXT - BUS STOP
Kevin catches a bus bound for the University.
Kevin - If I knew how to get to the University, I could just teleport there.
SCENE 75 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
After looking at other things, the Janitor finally sees a little innocent teddy bear in a cage, begging to be released.
Eugene - Please Let me out, Mr. Janitor.
Janitor (amazed) - A talking bear!
The Janitor looks around at all the signs of danger in the room, prohibiting release of the specimens.
Janitor (serious) - I really don't think I'm supposed to...
Eugene - Open the door and I'll give you three wishes!
Janitor (irish accent) - You're a Leprechaun, aren't you?
Eugene holds up a green paper four-leaf clover with his paw.
Eugene - Yes I am, so set me free!
SCENE 76 - INT - PROFESSOR NEWMAN'S KITCHENETTE/UNIVERSITY SECURITY POST
Professor Newman is at home, preparing a meatloaf, while listening to the news on the radio, about all the murders which are going on in the city. There is a cookbook with the title: Cooking, The Scientific Way.
THE MURDERS IN THIS CITY HAVE STARTED AGAIN, FOR THE NINTH TIME. OVER TWO DOZEN BODIES HAVE BEEN FOUND, INCLUDING ALL THE SINGERS OF THE CHRISTMAS CHEER CAROLLERS. POLICE ADVISE EVERYBODY TO KEEP INDOORS. AND WITH THE FORECASTED BLIZZARD, IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT.
The phone rings, scaring the heck out of him. He picks it up, still having meatloaf all over his hands.
Newman (angrily) - Yes?
VOICE - This is Dominion Alarm Systems. We have received a signal from your lab. University security didn't answer the phone. Shall I call the police?
Newman - No. I'll take care of it.
Newman slams down the phone. He picks up the phone and dials another number.
Newman (angry as hell) - Where were you?
Security Guard (nervous) - Well, ah, my hands were full.
The guard makes a mastabatory gesture with his right hand.
Cathy is seen, stumbling down the hallway, behind the Security Guard.
Newman - Do you realize that somebody has broken into my lab!
Security Guard (fake) - Really?
Newman - Investigate immediately, you blundering idiot!
SCENE 77 - INT - SECRET LABORATORY
Janitor - So I'll get three wishes?
Eugene (innocently) - Would I lie?
Janitor - I suppose not. I don't see why Newman locked you in here. You look so nice...
The Janitor reaches for the latch to the cage and opens the door. Eugene crawls out and grabs a scalpel on the nearby lab bench. He slits the Janitor's throat, ear to ear.
Eugene (laughing) - How's that for a bunch of Blarney?
The Janitor horks out blood again and again as he dies.
SCENE 78 - INT - PROFESSOR NEWMAN'S KITCHENETTE
Security Guard - Yes sir, I'll go right away.
Newman - I'll be there soon.
Newman slams the phone down and washes his hands in the sink.
Newman (mad-scientist) - Who dares to enter my laboratory?
SCENE 79 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM
Eugene sneaks away, out of the room, leaving little bloody paw prints.
Eugene - If Kevin won't find me, I'll find him.
SCENE 80 - INT - UNIDENTIFIED UNIVERSITY HALLWAY
The Security Guard runs towards the science lab, armed only with a flashlight. He is mocking the way Newman insulted him.
Security Guard - Investigate immediately, you blundering idiot.
SCENE 81 - EXT - UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY CAMPUS
Kevin is shown, walking onto the University campus.
Kevin - I have graduated, so it is time to move on to a bigger school.
SCENE 82 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM/SECRET LABORATORY
Security Guard - I'm sorry. I forgot to turn off the alarm. You'd better get out of here. Newman is on his way...
The Security Guard then sees the corpse of the Janitor on the floor.
(Only an insert shot need be shown, so we won't have to use the room again!) It freaks the heck out of him, he runs to the telephone to make an emergency telephone call. Next is the point of view of Eugene (green- tinted) running along the ground towards the guard. Growling sound. A look of fear on the guard's face. Eugene scrambles up the guard's legs and goes straight for his crotch. There is a crunching sound. The guard screams in total pain.
SCENE 83 - VTR - COMMERCIAL BREAK/DBTV MASTER CONTROL
The title of the movie is superimposed, along with a station logo, before fading to black and beginning a commercial.
First, a Teddy Grahams commercial.
A trailer for My School 10 - School In Space. (Only a joke)
A commercial for Canada's Goriest Home Videos, with Margot & Christopher as the grand winners. Unfortunately, they aren't alive to receive their prize.
The first half of a Snuggles Fabric Softener ad is shown. But it cuts out halfway through, slowing down and stopping. It fades to black. A Voice asks "WHO IS RUNNING THIS TV STATION ANYWAYS?" The announcer's voice is that of the Principal-Ghost. Cut to a shot of Eugene at the master control switcher panel at Rogers.
Eugene - I am!
There is an station identification for DBTV (Doom Bear Television)
Announcer - You are watching Doom Bear Television... We now return to the movie: My School 9 - Kevin's Winter Slaughterland.
SCENE 84 - INT - UNIVERSITY SECURITY POST
Professor Newman arrives at the school. The Security Guard is not at his post. Sees porno magazine.
Principal - So that's what they were paying him to do.
He heads towards the science room.
SCENE 85 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/PRINCIPAL PORTRAIT
Kevin - Where would the science lab be?
Kevin sees a picture of his former Principal on wall.
Kevin - You were the worst Principal I've ever had. I enjoyed killing you...
Kevin walks away. The eyes of the painting glow blue. There is a laugh.
SHOT OF EUGENE RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE UNIVERSITY.
SCENE 86 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY, NEWMAN MEETS CATHY
Professor Newman is heading towards the science room and runs into Cathy.
Newman - Cathy, what are you doing here so late?
Cathy (out of breath) - In the lab... The bear....
Newman (accusingly) - So you were the one who set off the alarm and made me come all the way down here! I'll see you charged with trespassing!
Cathy - He bit me. I feel sick.
Newman (angry) - Serves you right! Go to the nurse's office and wait. I'm going to see what damage you've done.
Professor Newman runs towards the science lab, and Cathy stumbles off to the nurse's office.
SHOT OF EUGENE RUNNING THROUGH THE HALL OF THE UNIVERSITY.
SCENE 87 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/WASHROOM
Kevin is walking down the hallway. He goes into a doorway. It is the men's washroom. A quick shot of Kevin at the urinal, taking a leak.
Kevin (MS4-ish) - Relief!
He comes out the door and resumes his search for Eugene.
SCENE 88 - INT - SCIENCE CLASSROOM/SECRET LABORATORY
Newman sees the bloody paw prints and discovers the corpses. The Security Guard has many bloody bite marks all over his body, as well as a ripped- out crotch. (This need only be an insert shot.)
Newman - He won't be home for Christmas.
In the secret laboratory is the Janitor, with a slit throat.
Newman (sarcastic) - Neither will he. Such a shame.
The door to the cage is open, with no sign of the bear.
Newman (overacting) - The Doom Bear has escaped. The world is doomed!
SHOT OF EUGENE RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE UNIVERSITY.
SCENE 89a - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/KEVIN HAUNTING A
Kevin approaches a door.
Kevin - I wonder if Eugene is in here?
He goes through the door. Insert shot of a whole Christmas choir singing a joyful song. The bright light of the choir backs the frightened Kevin up against the door. He puts his hands over his ears.
Kevin (screaming) - They're back for more.
He quickly leaves down the hallway.
SCENE 89b - INT UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/KEVIN HAUNTING B
Two ghosts, of people from the party appear in front of him, singing the Paul McCartney Christmas song, speeded up 130%.
Kevin - Didn't I kill both of you?
He veers off in a different direction.
SCENE 89c - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/KEVIN HAUNTING C
Kevin sees a poster on the wall for a Christmas concert. The face on the picture comes alive and talks. (in the Principal's voice)
Picture - Where's your Christmas spirit?
Kevin (to self) - What is going on? What is the reason for all this insanity?
The picture returns to normal. Kevin runs towards the science lab classroom. The Principal's laugh can be heard.
SCENE 90 - INT SECRET LABORATORY
THIS SCENE IS DONE IN 3-D. THERE IS A MESSAGE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCENE: "PUT ON YOUR 3-D GLASSES NOW". Professor Newman runs right smack into Kevin Markson.
Newman - It's about time you showed up.
Kevin moves his hands in and out, making a 3-D effect.
Kevin - You know me?
Newman - When I taught at the high school, Mr. Skorman and I used to play golf together. He told me all about you. It was my students who built the time machine, which you misused.
Kevin - Where is Eugene? I must have him now!
Newman shakes his finger at Kevin in dissapproval. (3-D)
Newman (teasing) - Aren't you too old to be playing with teddy bears?
Kevin (stubborn) - Where is he?
Newman (innocent) - I was hoping you could tell me. It seems he has gotten away.
Kevin (demented) - Then you shall die!
Kevin pulls out a golf club. The Professor opens his mouth in horror. He brings it back and forth from the camera, Newman's 3-D POV.
Kevin - How about a game of golf, Professor?
Newman backs up against a wall.
Kevin - Fore!
Kevin whacks the golf club over Newman's head. This is a wonderful 3-D effect. Blood sprays towards the camera. Newman falls down, blood streaming from his head. The golf club is bent in the shape of a head.
THERE IS A MESSAGE: "YOU MAY REMOVE YOUR 3-D GLASSES NOW."
SCENE 91 - INT - UNIVERSITY HALLWAY/KEVIN MEETS EUGENE
Kevin follows the bloody paw prints down the hallway. Suddenly, Eugene drops down from above and starts attacking Kevin. The two of them roll around on the ground.
Kevin - Stop it Eugene, it's me!
Eugene - Sorry.
Kevin is lying on the ground, and Eugene sits himself on Kevin's chest.
Kevin (jubilant) - I thought I'd never ever ever see you again.
Eugene - You realize what we must do?
Kevin - Yess. Carl Jr. He must die. But how are we to find him?
Eugene - He's at the mall. I can smell him there!
Eugene shows Kevin an image of Carl Jr. and his foster parents at the shopping mall. Kevin and Eugene get up and walk down the hallway.
SCENE 92 - INT - SHOPPING MALL
Shopping mall displaying the splendour of Christmas. Many people are doing their last minute Christmas shopping. Carl Junior and his foster parents are walking around the mall.
SCENE 93 - EXT - KEVIN'S HOUSE
Kevin and Eugene walk past Kevin's old house on the way to the mall. The sun is going down rapidly.
Kevin - One of these days, I've gotta fix this place up.
SCENE 94 - INT - SHOPPING MALL, SANTA'S CASTLE
Carl Junior is with his foster parents. Carl Junior's foster parents take him to go see Santa Claus.
Santa - What do you want for Christmas?
Carl Jr. - My parents want to get rid of me and a skeleton monster is trying to kill me. I need your help.
The Santa rolls his eyes in disbelief.
Santa (stumped) - Santa's not sure he can help.
Carl Jr. has a look of fear on his face.
The Mother talks candidly to the Father. They are to the side, watching.
Mother - I need a cappuccino. Why don't you take him to pick out his "farewell" Christmas present?
SCENE 95 - EXT - PARKING LOT, SHOPPING MALL
In the parking lot outside the mall, a school teacher is preparing to drive home. She stashes all her shopping bags inside the car. She is scraping the ice off the front window, making an irritating scraping noise, while the car is warming up. When what should our wondering eyes should appear, but Kevin Markson, pushing a shopping buggy, with sharp knives tied onto the front. Eugene is riding in the basket. There is a little sign saying "Doom Buggy" on the front.
Kevin - Hello Miss Johnson! I bet you don't remember me. I was in your class long ago.
Miss Johnson (horrified) - Kevin Markson. Didn't you die?
He drives the "Doom Buggy" right into Miss Johnson, impaling her with the knives.
Kevin - That's for making me stand in the corner in grade three!
SCENE 96 - INT - SHOPPING MALL, ADMINISTRATIVE HALLWAY
The department store Santa has just finished his shift. He is walking through an administrative hallway to change back into his normal clothes.
Santa Claus - Ho Ho Ho, what have we here?
Kevin - Have you seen a little boy yay tall?
Kevin holds his hand above the ground at about Carl Jr.'s height.
Santa Claus - I've seen a lot of little boys tonight.
Kevin (exclaims) - You pervert!
Kevin yanks down the Santa's fake beard. Then Kevin gives the Santa a boot in the posterior and makes him fall flat on his face.
Kevin - That's for not bringing me all the toys I asked for.
Santa Claus (pained) - Some kids are tough customers.
SCENE 97 - INT - TOY DEPARTMENT, SHOPPING MALL, AISLE A
In the toy department, Carl Junior is wandering around, looking at all the toys. Carl Junior is holding a Masters of the Universe action figure, which he wants his dad to purchase.
Carl Jr. - I want this one.
Father - I told you, you can only have a stuffed animal.
SCENE 98 - INT - TOY DEPARTMENT, SHOPPING MALL, AISLE B
Kevin is searching for Carl Jr.
Kevin - He's close. I can feel him.
Kevin and Teddy pass by the doorway to a back storage room. There is a voice from the storage room. It is Carl Junior's.
Voice - I'm in here Kevin! Come and get me.
Kevin puts Eugene down on a toy shelf and walks towards the doorway.
Eugene (warning) - Don't go in there.
Kevin doesn't listen. He walks towards the room.
Eugene - Kevin, come back. It's not Carl Jr!
A hand grabs Eugene off the shelf, before he can stop Kevin. Kevin enters the storage room...
SCENE 99 - INT - TOY DEPARTMENT, SHOPPING MALL, CHECKOUT
Carl Junior and his Father are at the checkout of the toy department. He hands Eugene to the sales clerk, along with a credit card.
Father - Charge it to my Visa.
SCENE 100 - INT - INTRODUCTION TO THE VORTEX
The surroundings of the store fade away, and are replaced by a swirling time and space vortex. Kevin is enswirled in white mist. He is no longer in his winter clothes, but in his old My School 7 outfit, with the My School 7 mask.
Kevin (lost) - Where am I?
A resonating voice fills the air, answering Kevin.
Voice - You are in no place, no time -- the space/time vortex.
Kevin (afraid) - How did I get back here? Eugene destroyed the time machine.
Voice - You never left here.
Kevin (confused) - But I was in the city... I killed many people...
Voice (bent) - You killed no one. Everything you experienced was an illusion, fed into your mind, while you drifted through the vortex. Didn't you notice something odd about the events which took place?
Kevin (angry) - What is the reason for all this?
Voice - It was a test, to see if the spirit of Christmas would stop your evil ways.
Kevin - Who are you?
Voice (surprised) - You don't recognize me?
Kevin - No, not really, but your voice sounds familiar.
Voice - Let me reveal myself.
The unknown figure fades into the vortex. Kevin confronts a ghost... an middle-aged man wearing a suit. Kevin is astonished. It is the same man as in the portrait on the wall.
Kevin - You were the Principal of My School! Didn't I kill you?
Principal - Yes, you did, and quite brutally, with an axe in the head. But I'm back from the dead.
Kevin - Why are you here?
Principal - I was sent by the same powers the Sensor was.
Kevin - Too bad she didn't live long enough for me to kill.
Principal - From the Sensor's final report, we knew two fragments of your being would turn up sometime in the future. One Kevin escaped our grasp and caused all sorts of trouble in 1991. But we managed to intercept you before you could arrive. We stunned you and plugged the illusionary events into your brain as a test to see what you'd do if you really arrived.
Kevin - And you thought the Christmas spirit would make me good?
Principal - Obviously I was wrong. It's time to begin the second phase of the test.
Kevin (jokingly) - What now, Thanksgiving?
Principal - Not exactly.
SCENE 101 - INT/EXT - THE PAST
The vortex takes on a yellowish tone. An old dusty yearbook materializes into the Principal's hands. He opens it up. Kevin looks over his shoulder. There is a POV shot of the inside of the book, where black and white flashback scenes begin to appear.
Principal - Christmas 1976. You were only five years old. You got a very special gift.
Dissolve to a shot of the outside of the Markson household in the wintertime. Christmas music is playing and festive decorations adorn the interior of the house. Kevin's father is there, holding a box.
Father - Open the present, Kevin my son.
He passes the present down to Kevin (5 years old) on the floor. Kevin lifts up the lid of the box. Inside is Eugene, all bright and new. Kevin takes the bear out of the box and hugs it.
A shot of Kevin, in the vortex, not really moved by the scene. The Principal is beside him, observing his reaction.
Kevin (angry) - I don't remember that! Another illusion!
Principal - You may have forgotten your last Christmas, but it's part of your past. You were such a nice little boy. But things would soon change.
The scene fades to the bedroom, where Kevin is holding Eugene and crying. Around the corner, spying, is Kevin's father.
Father (whispering) - Don't cry little Kevin. Soon your bear will come to life.
Principal - You were upset because the bear didn't respond to your love. Your father decided to borrow it and make some alterations.
The line from Frosty The Snowman:
"HE WAS MADE OF SNOW BUT THE CHILDREN KNOW HOW HE CAME TO LIFE ONE DAY..."
is played before showing the grate (MS6) leading to the secret room, where chanting can be heard. We fade to the secret room, where the father is doing a ritual with the teddy bear. He is dressed in dark robes. There are objects in the background: A skull, a cat, various masks, candles and an Ouija board. He is reading a Bible upside-down and in reverse- glaring at Eugene on the workbench. Cut to a CU of the bear's eyes. He continues to read. Suddenly, the lights flicker, and the bear lights up and begins to move. The bear cackles.
Eugene - I live! I live!
The father quickly grabs the bear off the bench.
Father - This bear will spell doom for the world. We will call it Doom Bear!
DISSOLVE back to the Principal and Kevin in the vortex.
Principal - It wasn't really your fault Kevin. Your Father put the evil in Eugene. And he put it in you...
Shots of Kevin on a chair in the secret room. His father places a set of headphones on his head. He puts a "Mind Control" cassette into a tape deck and presses play.
Father (on the tape) - YOU WILL KILL PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL. (repeatedly) IT IS FUN TO KILL PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL. YOU WILL KILL PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL. IT IS FUN TO KILL PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL.
A shot of young Kevin's eyes, with a tranced look.
DISSOLVE to an excerpt taken from Scene 24 of My School 6:
Billy - You see, Kevin's father was a satanist, who had secretly taught Kevin all sorts of things about the occult.
DISSOLVE to Mr. Markson holding the original plastic skeleton mask in the torture chamber.
Kevin's Father (pleased) - Good Kevin. Now I want you to try this one on for size.
He places the skeletom mask on young Kevin's face, forever traumatizing him.
Kevin's Father - Now I want you to go to school tommorrow and...
The scene fades away.
Principal (finishing) - ...kill everyone in sight!
The Principal slams the book closed, releasing a puff of dust.
Principal - So that is what you did. That was the past. And you're still doing it today! Don't you know the difference between right and wrong?
Kevin - You tell me, Mr. Psychiatrist.
The Principal shakes his head in discouragement.
Principal (to self) - This is going to be harder than I thought.
SCENE 102 - INT/EXT - THE PRESENT
The vortex takes on a reddish tone. The Principal ghost shows Kevin what is currently happening, by means of the vortex portal.
Kevin - Now what?
Principal - This is what is happening right now.
An image of Cathy fades into the portal area. She has fur all over her. She has grown a bear nose, a bear tail, and is starting to sprout ears. She is at a drinking fountain in a University hallway.
Cathy - Goodbye cruel world. I'm leaving you today.
She has a bottle of pills in her hands. She takes a handful of pills into her mouth and washes it down with water from the fountain.
Kevin - How can you be show this to me? Wasn't she an illusion?
Principal - Some of the illusions have tie-ins with the real world. Cathy really exists. She was really bitten by Eugene. Except, you weren't there. Carl Junior is real too. But he was never bothered by the likes of you.
Kevin - Why do I have to look at her ugly face?
Principal - To see if you have any pity.
Cathy falls on the floor and begins convulsing about in a reaction to the pills. Puke spills out of her mouth. Her face turns all blue, and then she dies. Kevin laughs.
Principal - You don't have feelings for anybody but yourself and that stupid bear.
Kevin - Don't insult Eugene!
Behind Kevin's back, Cathy takes on a strange transformation. She turns into a teddy bear. First a shot of her face, dissolving to a teddy bear, then zoom out to show her entire body completing the change. The ghost/Principal quickly dispels the image.
Kevin (rhyming) - Kevin and Eugene are supreme!
Principal (lecturing) - Don't think you're so perfect. Did you check to see if Professor Newman was really dead?
Kevin (Arnold Drummond) - What you talkin' about Principal?
Principal - Newman didn't die. See for yourself.
The hallway where Newman got clubbed fades into the portal area. Newman is lying on the ground, lifeless. Suddenly, his eyes flick open. He sits up and rubs his bloody head. He looks at the blood on his fingers. He has a crazy look in his eyes, as if possessed.
Newman (obsessed) - I see blood. Lots of it.
Kevin turns away, not too concerned.
Kevin - Oh well, nobody's perfect.
The image of Newman's crazy face fades away.
Principal (informative) - The hit on his head sent him off in a new direction. Records show that he became Principal of a high school, and went on to write a bestselling novel.
Kevin - What would the world do without Kevin?
Principal (speculative) - What indeed? Why don't we see? Since the past and present didn't move you, perhaps the future will.
103 INT/EXT THE FUTURE 103
Things become gloomier and serious. The Vortex takes on a bluish tone. Kevin and the Principal fade out of the vortex in a puff of smoke. They reappear in a snow-covered graveyard.
Principal - All these graves belong to people you've killed.
The shot of a school hallway with bustling students is dissolved partially over the graveyard shot while the Principal is saying this.
Kevin - They all deserved to die.
Principal - They could have led interesting lives, but you stole their future. But your future isn't made yet. You have a choice. If you return to Earth to kill as you wish, this is how things will end up.
The Principal shows Kevin an image of himself when he is really old. He has grey hair and is bent over, with a cane. Eugene, all grey, sits in a little wheel chair.
Kevin - Who should we kill today, teddy?
Eugene - Why not the Queen of England?
Kevin grasps his chest and wheezes.
Kevin (hoarse) - There's a pain in my chest.
Kevin collapses on the ground.
Kevin (pained) - Teddy, I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Eugene (screaming) - Kevin, are you alright?
There is no answer. Kevin has died.
The Principal and Kevin appear in a garbage dump. The Principal holds his nose at the stench. The Principal points to two tombstones near a heap of garbage. One grave reads: KEVIN MARKSON 1971-2061, and the other one reads "EUGENE THE DOOM BEAR".
Principal - Your final resting place. None of the people in the city wanted your grave among their loved ones, so it was placed here.
Kevin and the Principal return to the time vortex.
Principal - That is one choice. But if you choose to mend your ways, you'll become rich and famous.
Shot of Kevin, wearing a golden mask, holding a pile of money in his hand.
Principal - So, Kevin, what is your decision?
Kevin pulls out a machete and attacks the principal with it.
Kevin - You will die!
The Principal manages to wrestle the machete away from Kevin and push him to the ground. Kevin gets up and runs.
There is a chase through several space and time zones of the vortex.
(Wild west, Street in the Summertime, India, Doctor Who Dalek War.)
The Principal finally catches Kevin and throws him down to the ground, and prepares to swing the machete with one final death blow.
Kevin (Virgilish) - Don't send me to Hell! My Father will beat me!
The Principal hesitates for a few seconds and stares at Kevin.
Principal (devious) - You know what? I don't believe you. I can see through your trickery.
Kevin's facial expression of fear turns to anger.
Principal (figured it out) - You want me to kill you. If you were dead, you could easily come back and possess a physical body. You've done it before, haven't you?
Kevin shakes his head; "no".
Principal (eager) - No, I won't kill you. It's about time you really paid for your crimes.
Kevin tries to escape. The Principal grabs him.
Principal - You must be kept as far away from Carl Junior as possible. Back to reality, Kevin! You're busted!
The Principal slaps a glowing white cuff on Kevin's wrist.
SCENE 104 - INT - BACK TO REALITY (IAN BRIGGS SCHOOL FRONT)
Kevin looks shocked. [CU of Kev's face] The camera zooms out to show that two cops are around him. Sirens. He is cuffed. One cop is reading him his rights. Kevin has a nasty expression on his face.
A newspaper cover spins in. A photograph of Kevin's nasty face is on the cover. The headline reads: AFTER FOURTEEN YEARS, WE GOT HIM!
105 INT CARL JUNIOR'S LIVING ROOM 105
The scene transforms into fire burning in the fireplace of a brightly-lit room, where Carl Junior and his family are opening their presents. Carl Jr. is unwrapping a fair-sized present. It looks almost exactly like the scene when Kevin got Eugene. Same wrapping paper too. Different family.
Mother - Just think, in the new year you get to live with a different family.
There is a blank expression of sadness on Carl Jr.'s face.
SUDDENLY The Doom Bear tears out of the wrapping paper and attacks the camera.
A shot of the outside of Carl Junior's house. Only the horrendous sounds of the growling teddy bear, added with the screams of Carl Junior's foster parents can be heard.
The credits begin, superimposed over a shot of Carl Junior's house.
A Few executive credits.
Shots of the cast of characters in the movie.
Music - "Christmas With The Devil"
"Joy To The World"
"There Ain't No Sanity Clause"
"Carol Of The Bells", ending
A Trailer for My School X - The Final Horror
(with some scenes which aren't even in the real movie)