| Virgil's Suicide (flashback death) |
| 1. Carl, slit throat at water fountain (Dream sequence only) |
| 2. Carol, head crushed against tombstone (Dream sequence only) |
| 3. Colin - decapitated with a hockey stick in 1982 |
| 4. Peter - Kevin's thumb into throat and Kevin's fist through gut in 1982 |
| 5. William - held by the Doom Bear's force beam and throat slit by a machete |
| 6. Diabetic - neck broken and brain-fluid sucked out with a syringe |
| 7. Coe - Kevin rams a can of cola into his forehead |
| 8. Pep - head smashed into pop machine & machete thrown into gut |
| 9. Tire Inflator Kid - head and lungs inflated and exploded with a tire pump |
| 10, 11, 12.. Ghosts of William, Colin and Peter - stabbed in forehead with crucifix |
| 13. Bonnie - spiked to tree through forehead |
| 14. Matthew - screwdriver through eye to tree |
| 15. Picknicker 1 - Ghetto Blaster hucked at head |
| 16. Picknicker 2 - Arm torn off by Kevin's strength, and then eaten |
| 17. Constable Mousebender - shot in the back three times |
| 18. Constable Snapper - shot in the mouth by Kevin |
| 19. Constable Smoketoomuch - stabbed in the back with a spear |
| 20. Guidance Counselor Mr. Skorman (Kevin's Uncle) - hand chopped off with a machete, then stabbed in the heart |
| 21.Secretary - killed by Kevin, somehow |
| 22. Gene Quard - strangled by a bra |
| 23. Frazer - killed by Kevin, somehow, at the baseball diamond |
| 24. Ian - beamed in the head with baseball and pounded with a baseball bat |
| 25. Principal Lambert - stabbed through the neck with a ruler |
| 26. Eugene the Doom Bear - shot with gun and exploded by the Sensor's ray |
| 27. Carl Dickson - shot in the head three times by Kevin |
| 28. The Sensor - dies of exhaustion |
| 29. Kevin Markson - shot in the stomach and sent back to his own time (and splintered into two other timezones also, unfortunately) |